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Monday, February 14, 2011

How to make the news in Hickory, NC

Here is your headline:

Police: Man killed; words carved in body

They'll tell us words were carved into the victim's body, but they won't tell us what they said.

So what exactly is the point of telling us?

"A man was killed early Monday morning in what the police are calling one of the most gruesome crime scenes they’ve seen in years."

Shotgun.

Ax.

Knife.

Ball point pen???

The story is complete with images and a map. I guess in case you want to check it out???