Theory of shitty beer

I have a theory of "shitty" beer that explains why alcohol use (especially by young people) leads to so much antisocial behavior.

See here: http://www.pscj.appstate.edu/theory

I don't know what is more sad, that people fight over "good beer" so that they don't have to drink the bad stuff, or that these people think the good beer is Budweiser. And that they were willing to fight over it. With a gun.

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